it's the end of the world, and everybody's invited
so get excited cause im having a party and i've provided
entertainment, the candles are lighted up on the cake
while the sun is ignited, the earth quakes and lakes
start to boil, the atmosphere is freaking out like atin foil
in the micro wave, have a rave, don't spoil the fun
don't recoil and run, get drunk and have fun
strum a guitar, sing, laugh, and hum
fuck a whole in the soil, strike oil and cum
show the earth that you love it and shove a stick up your bum
we've been pillaging, polluting, making bombs, and dumb scum
for some time now, milleniums, it's been fun
we've fucked this planet for years so it should come
as no surprise when it finally cums right in our eyes
blow it's hot load in our collective human pussy
molten lava, don't you holler and cry like a wussy
cause the dinosaurs died to make way for this freak show
are we so much better than dinosaurs i don't think so
as far as im concerned i'd say it's about time
for the planet to wipe us out i don't mind
it's a christmas miracle, deck the halls
your all dying thank orion cause i hated you all
take the galaxy off his little belt and shake
it like a snowglobe, break it in half at drexelgate
i can't wait for the end of the world i got my shades
and im staring into space like a lunatic half crazed
and i laugh as the fire blows the signal to the sky
in the aftermath, while society gasps and dies
jungle life, don't cry, we're leaving everything behind
we're living in the open, finally living our lives
cause we're far away from nothing, now it's easy to survive
take a chance, you won't miss home, it's alright

I am forever the altered beast at least
but in the warmth december this beast will know peace
look to the east, look to the west
day or night or rain or shine whatever you like best
soak it in, it begins, everything is blowing up
everyone is fucked, time's up, you all suck
I'm the devil, the rebel, and I got a friend
it's the final level time for revelry cause it's the end
we're shooting lightning from our fingertips, and lasers from our eyes
we've been waiting for you all to die the time is nigh
and up high windham rides a bony eagle through sky
dropping ciggarrette butts and bob ombs as he flies
While down on the beach, me and felicia got straws
with rum filled coconuts watching it all fall
and when the moon hits the ocean and it makes a title wave
All the people will be weepin as it sweeps them away
but not us on the beach we've got volleyballs and party hats
now that all the people are gone we can relax
Fuck humanity, It's quite depressing to me
If I'm a devil then i'm glad to be, I'd rather be free
so we two devils had a grand epiphany
a vision came before us, we were chosen for the prophecy
we wore disguises while in secret rubber suits of human skin
in a way not unlike anyone cause all of us are skeletons
the other world is coming and and a better world is near
where the water is clean and the skies are clear
so cheer up have no fear, this planet you hold dear is
wiping us away, the end is finally here
and the last thing you hear as you close your eyes
is the call of a wild man swinging on vines
I'm the king of the jungle, we got it all to ourselves
Join us, be a Tarzan boy in 2012