download here: https://endlessjess.bandcamp.com/track/2spoopy
original beat here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCS45_1U68U
Lyrics:

Some distand relataive died and I inherited a cabin
I invited some of my friends and you can guess what happened
Odd things are afoot and there's something in the forest
We hit the road it's way too spoopy for us.

Another relative died and I inherited a castle
Quit bequeathing me this creepy shit it's such a freakin hassle
I pulled up in my oldsmobile, with my whip and holy steel
Dracula was waiting for me, shit is gettin so surreal

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I don't know why these kind of things keep happening to me
I guess i'm just a magnet for these otherworldy oddities
I guess it could be worse, I've seen some shit believe you me
But I guess it beats a normal life just watchin tv.
Henrietta's in the cellar, and Amy's in the attic
Ghosts talking through the static, Lisa Trevor. black magic
One foot in the Dark Side, the other in the Twilight Zone
so no, I'm not Afraid of The Dark, it has become my home.

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I hate dolls. Everyone of em's alive
you bet your ass I stay away from paintings with the shifty eyes
and if Vincent Price invites me over night to do some spooky crap
forget it, I ain't going back, not even for a scooby snack

I seen some skeletons, rising up from hell again
in case of zombies meet me at the mall, go and tell your friends
except the guy who disapeared while camping then showed up again
he's been acting weird I think there's something dwelling in his skin

I got a letter from a dead chick, an old flame
says to come alone, I guess not much has really changed
I have to pack light, lead pipe, flashlight
radio so i can hear the static when it's time to fight

Backpacking through the outback, an old abandoned petting zoo
a doctor tried to turn me into a human kangaroo
opened up my gut to sew a pouch but he did not foresee
the alien jumped out and killed him, which had been inside of me.

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a haunted VHS tape's now available on Blu-Ray
so even in the New Day, you can't escape
Take it from me, you do not want to see
the ghost of a spoopy dead girl in HD

Late at night, I wandered to the kitchen, hit the switch
and saw the ghost of chris farley makin a sandwhich
i said "tommy boy, my man, pass the salami"
but then he turned around and said "I'm not tommy"

Sometimes i feel like my reflection's lookin back at me
Sometimes the bartender says to kill my family
Faggot, please. Shut your trap and serve me daiquiris
I pay my tab and hit the gym to swim and burn some fat and calories.

Sasquatch is doing mad squats and in the pool
Nessie splashin me this towns a gallery of freaks and ghouls
Creature from the black lagoon handed me a towel and
then I saw the moon and heard the howl of the Wolf Man

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You won't believe what I seen next, a true freak
a ballerina with chainsaws for feet
she'll spin around and cut your abdomen until your dead
and did I mention that she's got a Black Swan head

Enough of this shit, it's time to beat feet
pick up the pace down Cemetary Lane past Shock Street
I've had a long night, might be right to get back
and relax, at the castle, Yo Drac, whats the haps?

Poker night with all these maniacs and killers
Norman Bates and Jason, Leatherface and Mathew Lillard
Candy Man, Pumpkin Head, Ronald Mcdonald, Micheal and Fred
Darth Cader, Undertaker, Frieza and the Evil Dead

Chernabog, Beetlejuice, Goosebumps Dog, Babadook
Randall Flagg, a dragon, Frankenstein, but I ain't even spooked
all this spoopy shit don't even phase me like it used to
I've seen so much of it that now I'm Spoopy 2.

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I used to wonder why this shit kept happening to me
I didn't want to be a magnet for these oddities
but now I see, all along it was my destiny
and now the spoopiest monster of all is me.