Final Fantasy Rap
Crystals, Chocobos, how bout that?
Belts and zippers... look
i wrote this in like 10 minutes last night, I'm losin it.

Bet ya never heard a rapper on youtube
do a final fantasy rap before, woo hoo
that was sarcasm, i have an orgasm
when i see tifa's boobs im a weeaboo dude

this is not the original song
that i wrote for this episode it kind of went wrong
see i was gonna do a furnace room thing
and have a low dark moment in the arc and try to sing
and i wrote my poetry to the tune of you are not alone
cause that would be thematically appropriate, the tone
would be classic Jess, weaving all the real shit
into the Meta-Grand-Kayfabe-Narrative
cause i been betrayed, and i got some shit on my chest
and then Bestie Boy could do the rest
I wanted him to do the second verse and me the first
so that he could be a Kamina and lift this curse
and maybe Help. Let me out... of this miserable place
this meta 5th-dimensional fantasy headspace
so maybe it could be the final fantasy for me
and i could finally escape the furnace room and be free
see?



But the stuff i wrote was too real, and i feel
it would alienate my buddy, nate. Maybe he'll
be hurt by my words he was not at all pleased
by that "fame whores" line in the previous pleeb
and the weeb, i must concede i have a greed
for expressing the darkness. I can't help but bleed
on the page when i rage with my heart on my sleeve
weaving webs on the stage too tangled to leave
and all of this is just another reason why i'll never be
remotely understood by anybody ever, enemies
are ignorant to my intent and plentiful
and friends are rarer than the white materia, gold chocobo, and Gainsborough combined
and friendship gets more fragile over time
i ain't pushin y'all away, but i had to draw a line
and say what am i willing to put up with today
this is not okay i'm giving up my pay to be away
and by the way
i met Mega-Ran at a convention
bout a month ago, i said my name is Endless, and my question
was if we could be friends and collab, and he said "Hell yeah
hit me up on Twitter" I said "Will do" and well, nah
we took a selfie together and it was dope
I was gonna post it but i don't know maybe I won't
cause social media gives me high anxiety
and i do not like the spotlight or all this noteriety
cause i been burned before trying to make new friends
and after Mumkey i don't even wanna let nobody in
but you don't even wanna know about that here
cause if i open up that can of worms, I'm talkin off your ear
when this series is finished and i am finally free
of the responsibility my next step is hard to see
i might just up and disappear, a part of me would like to be
the guy who all of you who still believe in me deserve to see
and actually try for a change, for my fans
but part of me just wants to let it die and be banned.
Damn.