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Official theme song of Pinkie Pie
Yes I know this song has been parodied before, but like all things, mine is undeniably the best.
lyrics
wake up dressed up like an old timey whore
The night before I don't remember but my pussy is sore
I'm not even getting dressed because I'm looking for sex
Eat some grass for breakfast and then smoke the rest
I'm talkin gettin up on the table
fuckin whenever I'm able
body shots out my naval
Partying with my fillies
drinkin, gettin silly
i don't care if kills me
Don't stop
tear it up
I'm a fuckin party slut
young mare
i don't care
got some vomit in my hair
klip klop
suckin cock
even fuck a pile of rocks
I think I'm freaking out I'm seeing things that aren't there
i took some rainbow stuff I'm so fucked I'm walkin on air
I'm playin pranks on all my friends, I'll start a mosh in the crowd
with Scratch and Tavi playin, baby, turn the music up loud
wakin up with a migraine in my head
feeling like I'm dead
there's a buffalo in my bed
Oh dear now what are we going to do
somebody's gotta watch these two
we need a baby sitter, pinkie, anyone but you
got studies
kickin trees
I'm just way too damn lazy
Feeding bunnies
Rarity please
...no
Oh why,
the babies will die
there's no choice but pinkie pie
That's me
Trust pinkie
I'm responsible you'll see
I love Babies
Let's party
here's a bottle of Baileys
comedy
I'm a piggy
wait, no, why don't they like me?
you wear me out
I'm breaking down
pumpkin and pound now ya got me
these little foals
out of control
you got me low
now ya got me
im freaking out
im breaking down
pumpkin and pound now ya got me
I'm sobered up
it's all fucked up
everything's fucked
Dear Celestia this is my suicide note
This sucks
out of luck
think these babies hate my guts
this is fucked
batter up
cause i'm slathered in the stuff
now they poop
gonna puke
pumpkin stop it that's not food
no no no no no
no no no no!
I'm stressed
what a mess
I'm not ready for this test
Go to sleep
not a peep
how'd you get up there you freak
What the fuck
This is nuts
I can't do it, i give up!
The Philadelphia rapper turns the children's music formula on its head with old-school beats and sharp life lessons. Bandcamp Album of the Day Sep 13, 2023