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Klip Klop

by Endless Jess

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Official theme song of Pinkie Pie

Yes I know this song has been parodied before, but like all things, mine is undeniably the best.

lyrics

wake up dressed up like an old timey whore
The night before I don't remember but my pussy is sore
I'm not even getting dressed because I'm looking for sex
Eat some grass for breakfast and then smoke the rest

I'm talkin gettin up on the table
fuckin whenever I'm able
body shots out my naval

Partying with my fillies
drinkin, gettin silly
i don't care if kills me

Don't stop
tear it up
I'm a fuckin party slut
young mare
i don't care
got some vomit in my hair

klip klop
suckin cock
even fuck a pile of rocks


I think I'm freaking out I'm seeing things that aren't there
i took some rainbow stuff I'm so fucked I'm walkin on air
I'm playin pranks on all my friends, I'll start a mosh in the crowd
with Scratch and Tavi playin, baby, turn the music up loud

wakin up with a migraine in my head
feeling like I'm dead
there's a buffalo in my bed

Oh dear now what are we going to do
somebody's gotta watch these two
we need a baby sitter, pinkie, anyone but you


got studies
kickin trees
I'm just way too damn lazy


Feeding bunnies
Rarity please
...no


Oh why,
the babies will die
there's no choice but pinkie pie

That's me
Trust pinkie
I'm responsible you'll see

I love Babies
Let's party
here's a bottle of Baileys

comedy
I'm a piggy
wait, no, why don't they like me?


you wear me out
I'm breaking down
pumpkin and pound now ya got me

these little foals
out of control
you got me low
now ya got me

im freaking out
im breaking down
pumpkin and pound now ya got me

I'm sobered up
it's all fucked up
everything's fucked


Dear Celestia this is my suicide note

This sucks
out of luck
think these babies hate my guts

this is fucked
batter up
cause i'm slathered in the stuff

now they poop
gonna puke
pumpkin stop it that's not food

no no no no no

no no no no!

I'm stressed
what a mess
I'm not ready for this test

Go to sleep
not a peep
how'd you get up there you freak

What the fuck
This is nuts
I can't do it, i give up!

credits

released January 22, 2012
drowning in footwear

...and I guess Ke$ha helped. A little.

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Endless Jess Flint, Michigan

I write good songs and then i record them sometimes.

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