sittin on my throne up north with my crystals
sippin cristal like a pimp it's simple
name's king sombre
I'm the fuckin don, bra
let me introduce myself, charmed huh?
unicorn lord, with the power of a god
in my horn, bow down and suck my rod
got ponies in chains, black smoke in my mane
the crystal empire is my domain
loyalty and respect from my subjects
what did you expect, liberty? fuck that
Don't take it wrong, no I'm not a tyrant
though some that I'm violent, i went
mad with power, rumors and slander
i was born to be the ruler of this land
order soldiers, to stand and report for
duty when I'm moody i expand my borders
subjugate Equestria, dominate Celestia
take her as my wife, late at night and get the best of ya
take Canterlot, take all that i see, hit the streets, boys
rape left and right feel free, revelry, devilry, cause the devil is a friend to me
better be ready to kill the enemy,
die for your king history will remember me
not as a rebel, but a builder of hegemony
a unified world ruled endlessly
by a God King such is my destiny
powered by the magic of the crystal heart
rip this world apart so that my world can start
so if your smart don't resist, enlist in this army
and get ready to kill, spit, fuck, piss and party

a thousand years later and the king has returned
thought i was defeated, bitch guess you never learn
you thought that i was dead all these years, yeah right
I was balls deep in nightmare's air tight
twat, on the moon, you should ask your sister
Luna will admit I was up there with her
right about now she's probably acting ashamed
but she's blushing cause she knows that she was screaming my name
and i was biting her mane and we were shaking the moon
causing tidal waves, hurricanes, high tides and monsoons
now I'm back cause i been in every crater
if you know what i mean, besides sooner or later
i was bound to return to take whats rightfully mine
and get back in the game after such a long time
such a long wait, feels good, feels great
now I've doubled in size and tripled in hate
and i'll destroy everything that you hold dear
am i making this perfectly crystal clear
I'm taking my empire back, what's that?
purple little nutsack, cruising for a fucking smack
gonna leave your body in the sidewalk
oh shit, didn't see the bitch at my 5 o clock
fuck, friendship, just what I needed
what a faggoty humiliating way to be defeated
cast down by the power of love, that's just sad
ah fuck it, I'm still a pimp. I ain't even mad.